
The
Humor of Buddha

Q:
Why did it take the Buddha forever to vacuum his sofa?
A: Because he had no attachments.
Q:
Why did the Buddhist coroner get fired?
A: Because he'd always record the cause of death as "birth".
Q:
Why did the Buddhist refuse his dentist's
Novocain during root
canal work?
A: He wanted to transcend dental medication!
One
Buddhist Monk said to the other,
You are so thoughtless!
And
the other replied,
I have arrived!
Salvation
A Buddhist and a Hindu go skydiving.
A Lighter
Side of Buddhism
Buddha was known to have a good sense of humor.



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