The Humor of Buddha

Buddha Belly

Q: Why did it take the Buddha forever to vacuum his sofa?
A: Because he had no attachments.


Q: Why did the Buddhist coroner get fired?
A: Because he'd always record the cause of death as "birth".


Q: Why did the Buddhist refuse his dentist's
Novocain during root canal work?

A: He wanted to transcend dental medication!


One Buddhist Monk said to the other,
You are so thoughtless!
And the other replied,
I have arrived!


A Buddhist and a Hindu go skydiving.


A Lighter Side of Buddhism
Buddha was known to have a good sense of humor.




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